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Was just browsing though a copy of SWANK magazine from Feb. 1981, and saw this ad for a 1cc vial of "Hot Pulsating Pussy scent", and thought the internet should know that this was a thing that existed.



You got five days in which to huff this pussy smell, and be "satisfied". If, for some reason five days of vagina stink didn't "satisfy", you got a full refund.

You can't make this shit up.
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"Tourists can enjoy Pigalle's permanent show both indoors and outdoors, according to their pocketbook. For tourists, Pigalle is a sexual Mecca, a place to come in search of a brief sexual encounter. But for the sex workers and the police, it is the locale of their daily existence."



"Transvestites make up about 95% of the prostitutes that work the area, but the dancers are exclusively women. The dancers go from caberet to caberet and do 10 to 15 'passages' a night. It's a race to be on time for all of them, but the immigrant workers are there for every show. At night many of them attend several times. But even at six francs for six nudes, it's hard to afford it."



"The transvestites try not to get caught by the police, that would mean a 400 franc fine. Many clients come from far away to try this novelty, or are caught in it naively. The rates are 50 to 100 francs depending on the means employed."



"But there are other shows for higher prices still. Beautiful women bekon into dance halls, where bottles of champagne flow and the dizzying throb of the orchestra and lights carry one off. Lovely creatures gather around tables, offering their company for a night in exchange for the generosity of their customer. Both male and female customers find not only their laps full, but sensual whispers echoing in their ears that the night is still young in Paris."



"At the end of the night in Pigalle, one goes home to digest the fleeting images of bought love and sex."



(Writing and photos uncredited. Scanned from MACHO magazine, May 1983 issue)
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Giggling Maria Tortuga and Jennifer West steal a cute yellow convertible jeep (like the one Daisy Duke drove on the Dukes of Hazzard) from John Holmes, and boot around sunny Southern California back roads while topless and rubbing their glistening labial folds. Before long they pick up a hunky douche (Marc Wallace) whose 10 speed has given out on him. The fun-lovin' gals get him to suck their twats In return for a lift into town, and Marc even gets a vigorous tongue massage on his nuts and taint before plowing his engorged eight inch dong-meat into splayed gully. Not a bad trade, except after he busts a nut they chuck him out on his ass and take off with his pants.



Other highlights: John Holmes fucking a girl with his big toe (??), an amazing sunburst-design rug in the middle of a green carpeted room, a hot honey wIth a sweet headband, and Holmes pumping a forty-something Pat Manning from behind with his fat crotch rocket, while filling her panting, gasping mouth from the front with his grubby junky fingers.




Heat of the Moment is virtually plotless, poorly paced, and coated with vapid elevator muzak in place of a soundtrack, and no, it unfortunately doesn't feature the song (by British supergroup Asia) that it was clearly named for. It's also oddly blank in terms of any form of production or directorIal credits, which never bodes well.




It is, however, a 59 minute dirty movie competently shot on 35mm stock with lots of lush outdoor sequences. You also get to see anal queen Misty Dawn a few years before she married John Holmes, not to mention scumbag Marc Wallace performs here years before he contracted HIV, faked DNA AIDS tests, and infected 6 female costars with the virus. The unfortunate victims were Kimberly Jade, Brooke Ashley, Jordan McKnight, Nena Cherry, Tricia Devereaux, and French performer Delfin.

- Robin Bougie

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Here's a little blast from San Francisco's torrid past, circa 1980.

Open 7 days a week, 24 hours a day (god, I hope they let the girls go home sometimes) at 90 Turk Street was a combo live peep/live dance/XXX movie sales den of iniquity named, appropriately, THE FILM DEN.


For one token, which cost you a buck, you could watch in a small room, as they talked dirty to you on a phone. Or, if fucky-talk wasn't your bag, you could watch the lusty ladies nude go-go dance for you.


The Film Den proudly boasted in its advertising that it had, on staff, women from the various ethnic backgrounds that corresponded with their customer base.


I like the big pink rule board you were expected to read before you entered the booth. I notice it's pretty scuffed up too. This shit-pit seems like it was really dank and filthy.


Whole lotta wood panelling too.


Here's what you could expect for your go-go dance.


"WORK IT. WORK IT. Make love to the camera, honey!"


You can almost smell this place, can't you? Smells faintly like sweat and mold.


And here we are, finally, in the dirty-talk room. I guess this was where you would go and say stuff that you wanted to say to a woman, but that you wouldn't DARE say to your wife. Because, you know, dudes were repressed and guilty about their sexuality and stuff.


I looked up the address on google maps, and what do you know -- there is still a strip club occupying the location of the Ol' Film Den, but now it's called The San Francisco Dollhouse. It may or may not be closed down now, by the looks of it, but can one of my readers go down there and check it out? I'm curious if they still have the same shitty wood panel furnishings.


Found these in the Nov. 1980 issue of CHERI magazine, by the way. Photographer is uncredited. Subjects are uncredited.
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No idea who the people in the photos are (HELLO Mr. Yellow pants), as they are uncredited, but the location is a sleazy strip club in Montreal called "Nick's Palace", circa early 1983.






Scanned the pics from LIVE! Vol. 3 No. 2
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A bachelor apartment in Bellflower California (right between LA and Long Beach), circa early 1984. Photographer Brian Anderson captures a visit from "Stripper-grams by Monica". The girls are "Bunni" and "Silverwings" who were both in their early 20s. The guys names were not documented. Look on, my friends. GO AHEAD, JUST TRY TO LOOK AWAY... Jesus wept...
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Some friends didn't know what I was talking about when I was talking about the "Alf/Seal rape comic cover" over drinks tonight, so I figured I better post it. You know, for kids.

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