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This cost me $12.00 including shipping, but it was worth EVERY penny. I only made a dozen or so scans here, but I could have done another dozen easy. This whole 112 page issue of Chopper is gold, man. GOLD. I want more-more-more, but other vintage issues seem to be fetching between $25 and $55 online before shipping, and that is too rich for my Bougie-blood. Guess I'll just keep my eyes peeled at garage sales and such.

Anyway, lets get to it! Chopper! The Winter 1979 issue! YEEE-HAW!

"Hooker Headers"? Is that biker talk for "tits"?

So many amazing picks of dudes and their "mamas" in here. I like this pair. Apparently so does he.

I like that the girls all have real bodies, and some of them look pretty average. It's a refreshing change from the Stepford Wives thing going on in todays porn. Interchangable fuck-barbies with dead eyes. Blah. Who can tell them apart? I want personality, dammit.

This is one of my fave photos in the whole mag. Love the graphic design choice of the "Dixie" lettering especially.

Oh man. That dude is so gross. Spit on your open palm and then smear that all over your face, and that is what it would feel like to be kissed by him.

Hey single ladies! This bachelor's name is "Buck"! Please ladies! Take a number! (They're in his dumpster and they're written on cardboard) He'll see all of you eventually, but there is only one Buck to go around, so be patient.

Something else this issue is filled with. Amazing van/bike paintings. This one is my fave. So fucking insane.

Towards the back is an ad for bongs. Even the ads in this thing are full of naked biker sluts. Anyway, this bong is incredible. Rebecca said it looks like it's been "pre-filthied prior to purchase".

Wowies.

There is a giant photo essay about a field trip that a biker gang made to a mid-western prison to hang out with the prisoners for a day, and show off their bikes. Then they got together afterwards and drank a bunch of booze and pulled on their bitches titties for awhile until the cops showed up. Amazingly the article said they did all this with the blessing of the prison.